19.4.2010 von Damir.

Room with round table. Persones sitting and waiting. Some one opens the door.

SECRETARY

Hallo, I´m sorry you are waiting so long

but Mr Project Manager will not be able to attend this meeting.

Consultant1 reading agenda for himself

CONSULTANT1

Agenda:

• Mr. Project Manger introduce himself

CONSULTANT2 - LOUD (for him self)

Well folks it was nice to having you spending this 15K€ for this one hour.

P.S:

Hallo I have seen there are some people who are reading this…

I have to find time to make some changes to see how many hints and so on…

but it would be niche if some of you give some comments on this if you like or dislike .. do not be worried i´ll not jump of the bridge even if you say I should stop writing this

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9.4.2010 von Damir.

Hi All.. I decided to write some SAP casuals as scene play from movies…  

 here first the short one… hope you´ll like it…

MEETING ROOM - DAY

CUSTOMER

you think we can handle this in the time

CONSULTANT

it depeds on how long you can move the time line in the future or replan the timeline.

SAME TIME - OTHER SIDE OF THE FLOOR

DEVELOPER 1

what do they speak about

DEVELOPER 2

about stuff that we have implemented but none of them knows actualy what we do

DEVELOPER 1

so on the CR 4711 we make +4 Days effort

DEVELPER 2

Yep, same story as usual.

DEVELOPER 1.

Finaly time to read WSJ online.

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